Reply With QuoteJack and Jill went up the hill, both had a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down with 2.50, whooooooaaaa!
Little miss muffet sat on a tuffet eating her kerds away.....
down came a spider, sat down beside her and said
" Hey bitch wanna **** "
Jack and Jill went up the hill to do some hanky panky.....
Jack went ooh, Jill went ahh, and down came little Franky.
Hickory dickory dock, your girlfriend sucked my cock.....
the clock struck 2, I dropped my gew and drop the bitch off at
the next block.
Georgy porgy pudding pie.... jacked off in his girlfriends eye....
when that eye was dry and shut, Georgy ****ed that one-eyed
slut.
Jack and Jill went up the hill, both had a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down with 2.50, whooooooaaaa!
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick,
Jack jumped over the candle-stick
He missed and broke his dick.
Twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are
Shinning on this parking lot, as I eat my girlfriends twat.
Little boy blew, he needed the money.
This reminds me of a Hoss post 'cept his are more original
Peter, Peter punkin eater, had a wife and love to beat her,
Smacked her twice across the head, ****ed her ass and went to
bed.
Little HOSS Cartright,
Sat in a corner upright.
While he jacked off!
What the hell.
HOSS be nimble, HOSS be quick,
HOSS jump over a candle-stick
He missed and broke his dick!:yuk:
That's more fitting.
Old Mother hubbard went to her cupboard to fetch her poor dog a bone, when she bent over , Rover took over and gave her a bone of his own, OOOHHH!!!!
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