Any Vasectomy Stories?

[NashvilleBound]

First of all go to your own private doctor...no clinics. I thought it was just me and the doc...NOOOOO..a 150 year old nurse thats gonna shave Big Jim and the Twins...which as she got closer ended up as Little Jimmy and a very shrivled sack. No need to tape him to my stomach anymore I told them I need allot of meds for my person but they didn't believe me so when he made the first cut I totally felt it...more meds and on we go. He cuts one side and pulls out each line...I swear when he cut them I could feel my eyeballs jerk back into my head. Then he reaches through to the other side and repeats. ties them into knots and carterizes them...(doesn't smell like chicken) Nobody said anything about turning colors...brusing....so the next day I amd fully marbled...figure, Nice, now their going to fall off. Everything turned out good, and Big Jim and the Twins are still at it 12 years later, amazing even myself sometimes Oh, and when they say their going to be sensitive and not lift anything, they are not kidding. I might suggest 2 small frozen bags of peas. One on you and the other in the freezer getting cold again...
Good Luck,
NB

[miller19j]

Uhhhhh……Jeff that is a little more information than I ever wanted to know about you!

[rrrr]

1.) When the doctor says "you are going to feel some mild discomfort", that's medical code for "this is gonna hurt like a mother****er".
2.) Mr. Ice Bag is your best friend. If you keep it cold it'll be a much easier recovery.

[dr. margarita]

Dudes.....let me tell ya the slickest way to have 'em snipped. My doc gave me intervenous valium! He could have sliced my balls off completely and I'd still be laughing. I could have cared less when the ugly nurse laughed at my shaven balls and small dick...I was high!!!

[Trailer Park Casanova]

Originally posted by dr. margarita
Dudes.....let me tell ya the slickest way to have 'em snipped. My doc gave me intervenous valium! He could have sliced my balls off completely and I'd still be laughing. I could have cared less when the ugly nurse laughed at my shaven balls and small dick...I was high!!!
Ok,, first I make sure to have a hot load of valium through my veins,,
That sounds fine,, no great,,
Second: Ice pack.
Did everyone need the ice packs?

[NashvilleBound]

Brad, LMAO...sorry

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

oh yes.. plus it keeps the sweeling down.. not that i cared they were swollen.. didn't bother me.. mr vee did say the ice is your friend for a while..

[dr. margarita]

Ice pack is good! Vicoden is good! Wife pampering you while your swollen the size of a volleyball is good! (just kidding, only grapefruit size).

[Dr. Eagle]

Originally posted by dr. margarita
Ice pack is good! Vicoden is good! Wife pampering you while your swollen the size of a volleyball is good! (just kidding, only grapefruit size).
Dude, this kind of talk makes me cross my legs. OUCH!

[Kilrtoy]

that is why mine are still swimming, OUCH