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  1. #41
    THE VIKING
    Oh yeahhhhh, i got it twice, once where it did'nt work, and after 6 months of masturbating into a jar, for the doctor to see if there were crocodiles in the shallow water, i got a date for a second operation.
    When i got home i felt sick, went to work next day though, on the way home i felt even sicker, and had to stop and puke.
    A check showed that it had all swollen to a gigantic size, we had envious horses here!!!
    Doctor on the telephone said, it's ok as long as it dont change the colour!!!
    In the morning i looked down and said to mrs. viking " OK black-purple, i'm off to the ER.
    It was an infection with Staffylikok-bacteria, so some massive pills and the whole thing was back to normal within a couple of weeks.
    But i do know many people where it all went smooth, so i guess i was out of luck that day.
    This is one thing i will never do again!!!!!!, Period!!!!
    The viking.

  2. #42
    Kilrtoy
    Ok now Im really scared

  3. #43
    Faster Daddy
    Can't add much, but my doctor cottorized. Says things are going fine, but then, the f*****g lightning bolt of pain has me screaming out! My wife came running in from the waiting room. Doctor then asks me with a straight face if I could feel that! Worst pain ever! So he gives me more local and continues working with the soldering iron, the room then fills with nasty smelling smoke! Wasn't long before I just passed out!
    If I knew what was gonna happen that day I would have found a doctor that would knock me out. Thinking about this subject gives me nightmares.

  4. #44
    Kilrtoy
    Im gonna make the wife read this thread

  5. #45
    Rocket2003
    Originally posted by Kilrtoy
    Im gonna make the wife read this thread
    Me TOO! :eek!: :eek!:
    Sounds like this is going to hurt!
    If teenagers wern't such a "pain in the Boat" I wouldn't even concider it! I love kids, untill they turn 13!:yuk:

  6. #46
    Flying Tiger
    Originally posted by Kilrtoy
    Im gonna make the wife read this thread
    I was wondering what your thoughts would be on this thread when I posted it Kilrtoy.
    I gotta get cut because I can't stand condoms, and have raised 2 families already.
    - Ross.
    AKA TPC

  7. #47
    JetBoatRich
    Most of the time it goes fine, but they are right the "TUGGING" hurt the most feel like the Doctor is pulling your insides out. Does not last long and off you go:eek!:

  8. #48
    MJ19
    Originally posted by Kilrtoy
    Im gonna make the wife read this thread
    NO sympathy here boys ...try pushing a watermellon out your vagina...H-E-L-L-O...buck up and do your part!

  9. #49
    rrrr
    Originally posted by MJ19
    NO sympathy here boys ...try pushing a watermellon out your vagina...H-E-L-L-O...buck up and do your part!
    LMAO!
    I knew we could count on the girls to stand behind us in our time of need.

  10. #50
    DansBlown73Nordic
    I think that is why Klinger from Mash was always in a dress.....:eek!:

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