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Thread: Cute Little Joke!!!!!!

  1. #1
    DansBlown73Nordic
    A little boy and a little girl, both about six, are playing in the
    sandbox.
    Unexpectedly, the little boy farted, causing a little sand between
    his legs to shift.
    She notices, and squeals with laughter, "How'd you do that," she
    asks.
    "Easy," he exclaimed, "I just farted."
    "Can I try it?" she asks.
    "Sure," he says, "anybody can do it."
    So she strains, and concentrates, and grunts.
    Suddenly, there's a terrible explosion, the sides of the sandbox fly
    off, all the sand flies out.
    The little boy rolls up the hill, he finds himself upside down
    against a tree.
    He groggily gets to his feet, runs over to where the little girl is
    out cold, flat on her back, spread eagle.
    He lifts up her dress, peeks underneath, and loudly exclaims, "Just
    what I thought, dual exhaust."

  2. #2
    Keithb87
    LMAO

  3. #3
    Kilrtoy
    OH SHIT.............

  4. #4
    gigamurph
    Originally posted by Kilrtoy
    OH SHIT............. Only if it's lumpy! Otherwise it's just gas!

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