Joke for all you Government Employees

[spectratoad]

like myself.
An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a
bucket of
buffalo manure in the other. He says to the waiter, "Me want
coffee."
The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the
Indian a
tall mug of coffee, and the Indian drinks it down in one gulp,
picks up
the bucket of manure, throws it into the air, blasts it with the shotgun, then just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one
hand and
a bucket of manure in the other. He walks up to the counter and
says to
the waiter, "Me want coffee." The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto.
We're still
cleaning up your mess from the last time you were here. What the
heck
was all that about, anyway?"
The Indian says, "Me in training for government job. Drink
coffee, shoot
the shit, and disappear for rest of the day!"

[Kilrtoy]

Thats a good one

[summerlove]

HA-HA-HA!
Now, I've gotta go get a cup of coffee and talk football with the guys for awhile and then make myself scarce for the rest of the day! LOL...

[Sun burners]

Now, I've gotta go get a cup of coffee and talk football with the guys for awhile and then make myself scarce for the rest of the day!
The rest of the week for me!