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Thread: Jacko Jokes? (warning: could be tasteless?)

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    gigamurph
    What is black and comes(sic) in a small white can?
    Michael Jackson
    What does J.C. Penneys and Michael Jackson have in common?
    they both have little boys pants, half off!
    Have fun with it or go nuts! Your call!

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    Oceanside
    I heard the police were focusing their attention on the back door, Apparently they were looking for forced entry.

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    rrrr
    What's the difference between a polythene bag and Michael Jackson?
    One is made of plastic and dangerous to children, the other is used to carry your shopping home.
    When do you know it's bedtime at Neverland Ranch?
    The big hand is on the little hand.

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    REGISTERED USER
    What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
    Acne usually doesn't come onto a boys face untill he's in his teens.

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    Keithb87
    When do you know Michael Jackson is enteraining?

    His Driveway is filled with Big Wheels :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop:

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    Havasu_Dreamin
    Why did Michael Jackson get kicked out of the Boy Scouts?
    He was up to a pack a day.

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    ratso
    Michael Jackson and Boy George are coming out with a new song. It's called "I'll Beat It For You"

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    gigamurph
    What's white and found in little boys pants?
    Michael Jackson's glove.
    Man; some of those are disgustin'! I-I-I-I-I-I liiiiike it!

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    Schiada76
    He's reached his quota and now officially is a priest.

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    j-rod
    Have you heard one of Micheal Jackson's new songs is called
    "Don't Let your son go down on Me...." :eek!:

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