Things a man should NEVER say!

[LASERRAY]

I've got a 34 inch waist........................................

[JetBoatRich]

Originally posted by LASERRAY
I've got a 34 inch waist........................................
So 33 is ok

[LASERRAY]

That's ok dear, you go out with the girls, i'll clean-up.

[LASERRAY]

No honey, not tonight, I just want to be held.............................

[jbtrailerjim]

Well yes honey your ass does look big in those jeans.

[Keithb87]

Jenny let me put in her Butt .....

[LASERRAY]

Wife's Question: Honey, do these pants make me look fat?
Husbands Reply: No honey, your ass makes you look fat!

[LASERRAY]

But honey, your sister swallows.

[Keithb87]

Wife : Do you think I look good?
Husband : Bring me another beer and I'll answer that for ya.

[Kilrtoy]

Call your wife by her mothers name during sex