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Thread: Men Strike Back...

  1. #1
    Her454
    And shame on me for posting this...........
    > > How many men does it take to open a beer?
    > > None. It should be opened when she brings it.
    > > -------------------------------------------------------------------
    > > Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
    > > Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably
    > > never
    > > be able to support you.
    > > --------------------------------------------------------------------
    > > Why do women have smaller feet than men?
    > > It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
    > > them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
    > > -------------------------------------------------------------------
    > > How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
    > > When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
    > > -------------------------------------------------------------------
    > > How do you fix a woman's watch?
    > > You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
    > > -------------------------------------------------------------------
    > > Why do men fart more than women?
    > > Because women can't shut up long enough to
    > > build up the required pressure.
    > > -------------------------------------------------------------------
    > > If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife
    > > is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
    > > The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
    > > -------------------------------------------------------------------
    > > What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
    > > A woman who won't do what she's told.
    > > -------------------------------------------------------------------
    > > I married a Miss Right.
    > > I just didn't know her first name was Always.
    > > -------------------------------------------------------------------
    > > Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
    > > a woman's sex drive by 90%.
    > > It's called a Wedding Cake.
    > > -------------------------------------------------------------------
    > > Why do men die before their wives?
    > > They want to.
    > > -------------------------------------------------------------------
    > > Women will never be equal to men until they can
    > > walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
    > > gut, and still think they are sexy.
    > > -------------------------------------------------------------------
    > > In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
    > > Then God created Man and rested.
    > > Then God created Woman.
    > > Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

  2. #2
    sidewound
    Funny stuff! Hafta see if I can remember some of those when the boss gets home!
    Peace Man!
    CESAR

  3. #3
    Her454
    SHIT, what have I done. :eek!:

  4. #4
    missboatnam1
    traci girl !!!!!!!!:jawdrop: :jawdrop:
    we know none of that stuff is true

  5. #5
    HammerDown

  6. #6
    spectratoad
    Good stuff, Hey on your way to get the next joke get me a beer and change the channel.

  7. #7
    Stupid Fast
    How many men does it take to open a beer?
    None, It should already be open when she hands it to him.

  8. #8
    Blown 472
    What is the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the battered women center???
    ****in dishes if she knows whats good for her.

  9. #9
    Her454
    Originally posted by spectratoad
    Good stuff, Hey on your way to get the next joke get me a beer and change the channel.
    Smartass

  10. #10
    spectratoad
    hee hee hee

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