Reply With QuoteSanta seems to have a thing for tassels.
Santa seems to have a thing for tassels.
****in` lush.
I thought he looked like a one ball man in that picture!
Nah,,,,,,,,,just a fat drunk asshole.
Come on now HOSS.....We know that is you right after you posted the infamous pictures....
That must be some really F'ing good eggnog he's got there..I have to agree with Topless, one white nutter Santa was my first impression.
"Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed.
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.
I have a good mind to scrap the whole works !
I've busted my ass for damn near a year.
Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear?
The old lady bitches cause I work late at night.
The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight
Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
And just when I thought that things would get better
Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter,
They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny
Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?
And the kids these days--they all are the pits
They want the impossible--Those mean little shits
I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads
I made a ton of you yo yo's--No request for them! ,
They want computers and robots..they think--I'm IBM !
Flying through the air...dodging the trees
Falling down chimney's and skinning my knees
I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment
I"ll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.
There's no Christmas this year, now you know the reason,
I found me a blonde.
I'm going SOUTH for the season!
to the top, but i didnt look, really
ah shit, it was there a minute ago, @$*# moderators
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