Things to do at WalMart while your wife is shopping

[rrrr]

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4 . Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone 'Code 3' in Housewares . and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say
"PICK ME! PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices
again!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly, "Hey there's no toilet paper in here!"

[Jetdriver]

LMAO Ill have to try those!

[JetBoatRich]

All great suggestions
When we go there I try to make the best of it, make fun of crap there, etc. I can use these new ideas, I may not be invited again

[gigamurph]

Originally posted by JetBoatRich
All great suggestions
When we go there I try to make the best of it, make fun of crap there, etc. I can us these new ideas, I may not be invited again You get invited to Wal-Mart? That that HAS to make you the "King of the Rednecks"! I beg your forgiveness for not recognizin' royalty the last time we met!
I now bow in your presence. Actually, I'm bent over from laughin so much! You get invited to Wal-Mart!

[jackpunx]

I'm bent over from laughin so much
Be Carfull .. I saw the way Jeff was looking at you the other night

[gigamurph]

Originally posted by jackpunx
Be Carfull .. I saw the way Jeff was looking at you the other night Ah crap! I guess I better learn that "secret Lavey handshake" they spoke of over on that unmentionable website!

[rvrtoy]

LMAO...I will try some of these!!

[Keithb87]

When I go shopping with my Mom, I still will let her get ahead of me and then I 'll yell with a retarded tone.....Dragging one foot....
MOMMY MOMMY DON"T LEAVE ME....... I WILL USE THE BATHROOM NEXTIME!!!!!!!
She can't run fast enough....
She hates to go shopping with me. It is quite funny when a 35 year old man is chasing his 67 year old gray haired mom throught the store..

[Mrs. Bordsmnj]

Originally posted by Keithb87
When I go shopping with my Mom, I still will let her get ahead of me and then I 'll yell with a retarded tone.....Dragging one foot....
MOMMY MOMMY DON"T LEAVE ME....... I WILL USE THE BATHROOM NEXTIME!!!!!!!
She can't run fast enough....
She hates to go shopping with me. It is quite funny when a 35 year old man is chasing his 67 year old gray haired mom throught the store..
LMAO!

[Infomaniac]

We like to "leave a surprise" for an unsuspecting shopper that goes down a isle that we were just in. An invisible odor just waiting for them.