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Thread: Worlds worst video of the Worlds Best Nostalgic Racing

  1. #1
    CircleJerk
    That's right, it's done. Crappy video editing but the best darn footage of our Northwest Outlaw {non APBA} flatbottom circle racing from our last three years. Complete with Harlan Orrins interviews and great boat building stories, and closeups of all the classic ski and racing v-drives that compete here in Washington State. It also includes highlights of the 2003 season thanks to Suburban White Guys Video, Jimmie D, Superlite72 and RaysonKidd! Over 2 hours of tape for FIVE BUCKs. That's right, I wouldnt dare charge more than it cost me to make and ship to those within the USA.
    I just want to share our fun with all of you boatalholics the only way I can. Oh ya, I may favor shots of our 2 Lavey Craft boats since you wont see or hear about them anywhere else but this forum, and my sweet wifie drives one! Enough said? Dont email me, our computer is down and out. TheoneandonlyJeRksaysMerRyChristMasandHaPpyNeWyEar !
    Mail money orders or checks to:
    Boyd Schnell
    E7124 Mission
    Spokane, Washington 99212

  2. #2
    SkiSangerDLX
    Did I read that corectly?
    $5.00 for a VHS tape?
    If so sign me up and I'll send you the $5.00 bucks.

    Check your mail box..

  3. #3
    blondie#1
    We are back. CJ gives up to soon on the computer. As long as no one hits funny keys and no viruses. We are safe. You can email CJ your requests for this crazy video now. I'm already sick of winter.

  4. #4
    CircleJerk
    Correctomundo! FIVE bucks, $$$$$, including shipping as long as within the U.S.. I do reserve the right to raise the price if I can't get a media rate to most anywhere.... It's my way of saying thanks to all those on this forum who have put up with a Jerkinhein for way too long. Like someone said," Its an addiction, you can leave but always keep coming back"! I never left in spirit even though the puter farted! The first 7 videos are ready to ship and of course are the best video quality. So, first come first get! Northwest Racers will be given no special deal since they already have 3 hours of actual race footage for FREE. Just call me the SanTaJeRk......:smilespi:

  5. #5
    CircleJerk
    One last thing, this is in no way as good as any production from the video guy and the low price reflects this. I will never be in competition with the 'King'. When and if the King comes up here to film us, that's when I retire as video editor-shipper, and long haired boat race driver! He's just tooooo good~!

  6. #6
    V-DRIVE VIDEO
    Originally posted by CircleJerk
    One last thing, this is in no way as good as any production from the video guy and the low price reflects this. I will never be in competition with the 'King'. When and if the King comes up here to film us, that's when I retire as video editor-shipper, and long haired boat race driver! He's just tooooo good~!
    Flattery will get you everywhere!
    Do you want the check sent to your home address??? I think I still have your address around here somewhere, unless you moved.
    Sincerely,
    the original and non-replaceable "video guy"

  7. #7
    CircleJerk
    Jerry, dont give up on me. The first order went out last week and I ran out of envelopes but I'm saving your a low numbered copy! Dont bother to send me money since I oue you!....... Hope you guys love the part where the Blondes boat wouldnt start and I was hanging onto the cav plates re-wiring the boat while the race was starting...........she had the ignition switch and circuit breaker turned off! Wow, you have to be on the course by the 1 minute gun and she made the best start ever in lane 5 with NO motor warmup laps! Ouch.
    The other interesting shot is of the 'Sweet Caroline's return to the races and her spectacular flip in the last race right in front of some Joick trying to catch up!
    Another shot shows semi-nude racers trying to attract the Ladies to the races and flexing for the camera! Right Boat Guy?
    And finally flipper Mike chewing out the Jerk for grabbing lane one and body guard fireman Evan had to come to his rescue!
    Blown up motors and gear boxes are filmed through out the 2 hour and 20 minute colash representing three years of Nosty racing. Offer ends Feb. 7th.:smilespi:

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    V-DRIVE VIDEO
    Originally posted by CircleJerk ....... Hope you guys love the part where the Blondes boat wouldnt start and I was hanging onto the cav plates re-wiring the boat while the race was starting.......... [/B]
    CJ,
    Haven't you been seen, hanging on the cav-plates before? If my memory serves correctly, I think you were back there trying to kick start your motor off the prop once!! Right???
    This is good old fashioned back-woods, redneck, nosty entertainment that we all look forward to every year.
    Keep it up!!!

  9. #9
    CircleJerk
    Amen Bro,,,,,pass me a brew.....Hey, got me a new gun rack for Christmas!

  10. #10
    FlatRat
    Joik,
    Received tape.What a way to start out the new year! Thanks

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