Reply With QuoteROTFLMAO!!!! I I I ..I think I love you..
great jokes thanks topless..
He said . . . I don't now why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . . You wear pants don't you?
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He said . . .Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . . . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa.
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He said . . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . . .Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
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On a wall in a ladies room . . .. "My husband follows me everywhere"
Written just below it . . . " I do not"
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Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them.
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Q. What is the difference between men and government bonds?
A. The bonds mature.
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Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?
A. So men can remember them.
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Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A. We don't know; it has never happened.
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Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
A. They already have boyfriends.
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Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A widow.
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Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."
ROTFLMAO!!!! I I I ..I think I love you..
great jokes thanks topless..
...hey, that ain't right...
What does a woman and a condom have in common?
Both spend too much time in your wallet and not enough time on your dick.
I read how there are more than one million battered women in the US each year... All these years I've been eating them raw.
Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to!
men are like .......
floor tiles, if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years....
What is a birth control pill?
The other thing a woman can put in her mouth to keep from getting pregnant.
men are like.............
computers, hard to figure out and never have enough memory...
Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
men are like.............
computers, hard to figure out and never have enough memory...
Did you hear the one about the 2 women that walked into a bar? Couple of real dopes, you think they would have seen it.
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