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Thread: It takes a Mexican man to make a Woman feel like a Woman.

  1. #1
    Lightning
    It takes a Mexican man to make a Woman feel like a Woman.
    On a recent flight, a plane passed through a severe storm. The
    turbulence were awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning.
    One woman in particular lost it. Screaming, she stood up at the
    front and said, "Well, if I am going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"
    For a moment there was silence. Everyone had forgotten their own peril. They all stared, riveted at the desperate woman at the
    front of the plane. Then a Mexican man stood up at the rear of the plane. He was gorgeous,tall, well built, with dark brown hair and brown eyes. He walked slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt.... One button at A time.... No one moved... He removed his shirt.... Muscles rippled across his chest.... She gasped... He whispered....
    "Iron this bitch, and get me something to eat!...."

  2. #2
    mirvin
    Doh!

  3. #3
    MudPumper
    Yep, that's ****in funny. Can't wait to tell my girl that one.

  4. #4
    ITSALLGOOD69
    That's what i'm talkin about!

  5. #5
    TheLurker
    That was good!!!

  6. #6
    Checkmate

  7. #7
    Dave C
    oldie but goodie.

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    Keithb87
    Originally posted by MudPumper
    Yep, that's ****in funny. Can't wait to tell my girl that one.
    Last girl I told that to SLAPPED me

  9. #9
    Kilrtoy
    That was some funny shit, didnt expect that....

  10. #10
    Rvr2Bch
    Funny Stuff

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