Reply With Quote10. When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy shrink. (Kevin age 6)
I think I spent too much time surfing when I was young.
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Subject: Little Known Maritime Facts from Primary School Kids
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>LITTLE KNOWN MARITIME FACTS; a number of elementary schools were doing a project on "The Sea." Kids were asked to draw pictures or write about their experiences. Teachers got together to compare the results and put together some of the 'better' ones.
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>1. This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6)
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>2. Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give
>you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think
>they have to plug themselves to chargers. (Christopher age 7)
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>3. Oysters' balls are called pearls.
>(James age 6)
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>4. If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have
>sea all around you, you are in continent. (Wayne age 7)
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>5. I think sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like
>Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)
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>6. A dolphin breathes through an asshole on the top of it's head.
>(Billy age 8)
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>7. My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs.
>(Millie age 6)
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>8. When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the
>ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle
>to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating
>beans. (William age 7)
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>9. I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails.
>How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 6)
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>10. When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my
>willy shrink. (Kevin age 6)
10. When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy shrink. (Kevin age 6)
I think I spent too much time surfing when I was young.
I think I spent too much time surfing when I was young.
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