A few things...

[HOSS]

I would but I`m soaking my dong in epson salts. Tetinus from thumbtac prevention you know.

[LASERRAY]

Originally posted by HOSS
I would but I`m soaking my dong in epson salts. Tetinus from thumbtac prevention you know. Congradulations on the epson-esque junk, although I feel that sobriety has made you soft...........................................:ro lleyes: And a Kinder, Gentler HOSS!:eek!:

[HOSS]

Thanks, I`m a nice friendly gay gleeful charming guy now. I am also thinking of stretching my penis with a 90 lb dumbell.

[LASERRAY]

Originally posted by HOSS
Thanks, I`m a nice friendly gay gleeful charming guy now. I am also thinking of stretching my penis with a 90 lb dumbell. If you're going to go that route, make sure you tie a solid bozeman knot, and be sure to use Dip it-Whip it rope whipping so that your nut sac ( or scroate ) doesn't pre-maturely chaffe, and un-ravel on you. I hate when that happens! See you at the annual Do-Dah Parade! Tootles.

[Dr. Eagle]

Originally posted by LASERRAY
If you're going to go that route, make sure you tie a solid bozeman knot, and be sure to use Dip it-Whip it rope whipping so that your nut sac ( or scroate ) doesn't pre-maturely chaffe, and un-ravel on you. I hate when that happens! See you at the annual Do-Dah Parade! Tootles.
Can't you just burn it with a match so it doesn't unravel????

[LASERRAY]

Originally posted by Dr. Eagle
Can't you just burn it with a match so it doesn't unravel????
Much like shrinkwrap. You can, but it has an adverse affect on your hanglow.

[Dr. Eagle]

Originally posted by LASERRAY
Much like shrinkwrap. You can, but it has an adverse affect on your hanglow.
Does that mean you might end up with a onehunglow.....

[LASERRAY]

Originally posted by Dr. Eagle
Does that mean you might end up with a onehunglow..... Yes! Help! I need T.P. for my Bunghole!!!

[HOSS]

I need a ****in` life!