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    A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this
    money, will you buy some beer with it instead?"
    "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
    "Will you use it to gamble instead of buying food?" the man asked.
    "No, I don't gamble," the homeless man said. "I need everything I can get just to stay alive."
    "Will you spend it on lease fees at a hunting camp instead of food?" the man asked.
    "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't hunted in 20 years!"
    "Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?" the man asked.
    "What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?!!" exclaimed the homeless man.
    "Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money.
    Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
    The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious
    with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."
    The man replied, "That's okay. I just want her to see what a man looks like who's given up beer, gambling, hunting, and sex."

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    Dr. Eagle
    Originally posted by Keithb87
    What he said...

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    Pretty good.
    Even the wife got a kick out of that one.

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