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    A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
    "What are you doing?" she asked.
    "I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.
    "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
    "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
    "Love dress? But you're naked!"
    "My husband loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and he can't get enough of me."
    The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.
    "What are you doing?" he asked.
    "This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.
    "Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?"

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    Good 1!

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    Dr. Eagle

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    comin' unscrewed
    A seventy-five year old wife hadn't had any for a very long time. Her husband spent almost all his time reading or watching TV. So, she decided to take drastic measures to get her husband's attention.
    She made up a costume consisting fisnet stockings, garter belt and blue cape with a big red and yellow "SP" symbol on it. Wearing this (and only this) she crept up on her husband who was sitting in his Lazyboy reading the paper. She lept in front of him and yelled, "Superpussy!"
    He looked over the top of the paper for a moment, then looked back down at the paper and replied, "I'll have the soup."

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