How's this for a loaded topic?

[PACKINAIR]

I havn't spent alot of time here so I am alittle behind on who is who... so give me the low-down on who is who etc
I know Phat-cat was just a 14y/o moron, what happened to him
river dave started his own site
Hoss likes to get drunk and post his unit
This should interesting, lets go

[H20 Party Starter]

Tom Brown likes little boys and bran Muffins
Kim Hanson is a retired hippy pimp
BoatCop was arrested on federal dog breeding violations
HDD traded in his boat for a fish taco cart
Scuba went back to school at UCLA
Killertoy owns a Chevy Dealership
Phat_Cat was run over on his jet-ski
RD bought a place for his parents at the river
JBB is a spitting image of Danny Devito
Jordy put 12" gold rims on his truck
Miller is recovering from when RD Kicked him in the junk
Oh yeah.....and Havasu Barney is going on Vacation

[Tom Brown]

Did Kim retire?

[PACKINAIR]

Originally posted by H20 Party Starter
Tom Brown likes little boys and bran Muffins
Kim Hanson is a retired hippy pimp
BoatCop was arrested on federal dog breeding violations
HDD traded in his boat for a fish taco cart
Scuba went back to school at UCLA
Killertoy owns a Chevy Dealership
Phat_Cat was run over on his jet-ski
RD bought a place for his parents at the river
JBB is a spitting image of Danny Devito
Jordy put 12" gold rims on his truck
Miller is recovering from when RD Kicked him in the junk
Oh yeah.....and Havasu Barney is going on Vacation
Great start!!
hasn't Barney been on vacation for a while? O was that another trip
noone saw the doat that ran over Phat_Kat did they?
:idea: Have I showed you the front of my cat beforehttp://www.stupidfastboats.com/top%202.jpg

[HOSS]

I don`t drink anymore although I still like posting pics of my unit!

[AdrenelineOD]

and OD split his deck hitting the dock at pyramid last year. boy am I stoopid

[Ducatista]

"Jet Ski Intake"...............thats funny

[HighRoller]

RD is easy to spot. He looks like a cross between Happy Gilmore and Billy Madison.

[Kilrtoy]

Killertoy owns a Chevy Dealership
No I dont, I swear its a YUGO dealership.....
That was too funny

[topless]

Ok, here goes
Riverkitty's boyfriend is a showerhead
Her454 will kick your ass (in her boat of course)
Miss HBjet makes HB jets boat look a helluva lot better
DickDanger disappeared
Sammijo is a has been
I love Tom Brown
Kilrtoy pimps out his wife (her pictures)
GM Killer wants to race everyone but can't get his boat finished to do it
FM is afraid of water
MFV has the rack to die for
hack job is proud of his plumbers crack
RD is slacking up on his post whoring