How's this for a loaded topic?

[G-Ride]

You forgot Chet is now berkley sales rep and Sammijo has recently joined a convent.

[Kim Hanson]

Originally posted by Tom Brown

Did Kim retire?
Only from Scream & Fly and River Rat Life .....( . )( . ).....Topless, you forgot me allready

[Jordy]

Originally posted by H20 Party Starter
Jordy put 12" gold rims on his truck
12" wide with gold on the inside...

[FMluvswater]

I'm pretty sure these are the facts:
Rexone secretly wants to be a Canadian (oops sorry eh Mike)
Tom Brown is a flaming, closet yawn-and-a-half BORE
Topless only wants to come to mine and Hans' wedding so she can see that fine hunk of man up close and personal (oh you can look Ali but don't touch k? he's mine)
Infomaniac's alias is HON to be known heretofore as Info The HON
HOSS knows Jesus loves him
Leibniz failed algebra ... 4 times
Sugar (Kim H.) is allergic to hops ... his momma didn't breastfeed him poor guy (please check your PM's Sugar)
MandMVG hates Pearl Jam don't even get him started
Rod-64 has his stereo permanently set to volume 11
Norcal Gameshow actually traded in his spectra for one of the blonde chicks on The Price Is Right ... but he forgot where he hid her from his wife (that's why he's always so grouchy please don't provoke him)
spectratoad is a menace ... broken bones from falls off chairs is no laughing matter
sunbunny is thinking of changing her screenname to snowbound
hoolign thinks a week = more than 14 days
JetBoatRich can't stay awake past 9 PM
Jet Boat Brian is CIA ... watch out he knows everything about everthing and everything about everyone (tell me if I've got any of my facts out of order will you please JBB?)
RiverKitty always knows what the winning numbers are ahead of time so she hasn't ever bought a lottery ticket cuz they haven't matched her numbers yet
beached1 is Loverboy's numero uno fan
ratso doesn't believe in free milk
CA Stu is now unemployed as HOSS's official translator since HOSS quit the sauce
Forensic went out for a beer with the guys recently and they ordered Coors Lites. He sighed heavily and ordered a coke. When they asked him why he didn't order a Guinness he said, "Well if you guys aren't drinking beer then neither will I."
572Daytona can be a real pest with his constant requests for help figuring out how to use Photoshop, just ignore him.
malcolm experiences age regression occasionally (his hypnotist advised me against saying 'stroke' in front of him anymore ... oh uh don't read that malcolm)
RiverDave quit smoking ... I read it on the internet so it must be true
GlastronGuy buys the Reader's Digest condensed version of ***boat magazine
... but I could be wrong (PM me with corrections JBB).

[Infomaniac]

I will guess HON is a good thing?
WHO IS HANS !!

[FMluvswater]

Originally posted by Infomaniac
I will guess HON is a good thing?
WHO IS HANS !!
Of course it's a good thing. There was a previous misunderstanding about my calling other people 'hon'. Now you know HON always refers to Info The HON.
Oh. Hans? He's my potential mail-order husband. It's gonna take a lonnnnnnnnnnnnng time for him to clear his paperwork to leave Germany to be with me. I'll be so lonely til then.

[Her454]

This is scary but here goes....
Topless dumped her baggage and is now teaching anger management classes in the 909 and is in love with Tom Brown.
Blown474 now has LOTS more time for his counseling sessions and seems to be keeping up on his meds.
MagicMountainDan is secretly working for the CIA and browsing the online world for censorship crimes
78Elim has been listening to lyrics backwards and needs to sleep more
Wifey is in her 7th year of college so she can support Miller
Hud has gone blind from posting porn and props in the V-Drive forum
Brodi is a lost cause and and is still searching for Toney Scarlotti
Hardcore Ski is at another parent teacher conference for his toddlers pottymouth
Jordy is still my favorite
Oh yea, and Mandelon is giving me a break and has found someone else to stalk.

[Infomaniac]

Whew - I thought I was going to have to kick some major butt.
I'm on my way.

[HOSS]

I do know for a fact there is a GOD and he hates me.

[Keithb87]

:cry: I guess I have been forgoten all ready :cry: