# Thread: Bullshit and Asskissing...

1. Subject: A Math Formula
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes
100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over
100%.
How about achieving 103%?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:
What makes up 100% in life?
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that: While Hard
work and knowledge will get you close, and, Attitude will get you there,
Bullshit and Ass kissing will put you over the top!!  Reply With Quote

2. This was posted a couple days ago, like I said Attitude and kissing some ass will help.:yuk:  Reply With Quote

3. Ive been doing it all wrong , for all these years.....  Reply With Quote

4. Very well put Mandy.  Reply With Quote

5. F - \$ - # - K - T - H - E - B - O - S - S
6+21+3+11+20+8+5+2+15+19+19=174%  Try this and see how far you get.
(edited for porfanity)    Reply With Quote

6. F - \$ - # - K - T - H - E - B - O - S - S - E -S- W- I - F - E
6+21+3+11+20+8+5+2+15+19+19+5+19+23+6+5=222%
That's what I'm talking about   Reply With Quote

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8. To all asskissers and bullshiters. Your crap eventually will wear out and everyone will figure you out. Then you will be looking for a new ass. Attitude and hard work is the way to go. Besides you end up with white stuff all over your face for nothing.   Reply With Quote

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