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  1. #1
    Mandelon
    Subject: A Math Formula
    From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes
    100%?
    What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
    Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
    We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over
    100%.
    How about achieving 103%?
    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
    questions:
    What makes up 100% in life?
    If:
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
    is represented as:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
    Then:
    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
    and
    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
    But,
    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
    And,
    B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
    AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
    A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
    So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that: While Hard
    work and knowledge will get you close, and, Attitude will get you there,
    Bullshit and Ass kissing will put you over the top!!

  2. #2
    JetBoatRich
    This was posted a couple days ago, like I said Attitude and kissing some ass will help.:yuk:

  3. #3
    Kilrtoy
    Ive been doing it all wrong , for all these years.....

  4. #4
    Doug H.
    Very well put Mandy.

  5. #5
    Keithb87
    F - $ - # - K - T - H - E - B - O - S - S
    6+21+3+11+20+8+5+2+15+19+19=174%

    Try this and see how far you get.
    (edited for porfanity)

  6. #6
    CEO
    F - $ - # - K - T - H - E - B - O - S - S - E -S- W- I - F - E
    6+21+3+11+20+8+5+2+15+19+19+5+19+23+6+5=222%
    That's what I'm talking about

  7. #7
    Checkmate

  8. #8
    LUVNLIFE
    To all asskissers and bullshiters. Your crap eventually will wear out and everyone will figure you out. Then you will be looking for a new ass. Attitude and hard work is the way to go. Besides you end up with white stuff all over your face for nothing.

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