Reality check list for teenagers

[centerhill condor]

how did the gov't get into the child rearing business? straight socialism! we were sooo much better off before the feds got into the education business! Dick Nixon was right! where do we go from here?

[JetBoatRich]

Having an older Teenager at home we live this

[SJP]

Grew up on a farm in upstate NY....
* What is CPS? What do they really do? Jurisdiction?
* Are rules or ramifications different from AZ to CA?
Read the whole thread and looking for specifics - 28 years old and wife wants children. This thread is buying me time...
SJP

[squirt'nmyload]

There are ways to get even with your kids when they act up. Just don't let them know your getting even.
Pretend you lost your job, and you have no more money. Tell them they need to help out, and you found them a job at burger king.
Next time you go shopping, don't by anything they like to eat.
Flush the toilet every time they take a shower. (You can do this every day).
Don't wash their favorite clothes (leave them in the clothes hamper, and say you forgot)
Replace their nice pillows with hard lumpy pillows...don't let them know you did this.
When they get older, let them know what you did :idea:
Get the point...Just don't let them know you are punishing them.
rotflmfao http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k2...hysterical.gif
especially the the toilet one!!!!!