Do You Have Bad Breath??

[fourspeednup]

The guy who did my tat on Friday must've had some weird shit for lunch...stuck there for 2 1/2hours. I wasn't about to say anything though

[LASERRAY]

Originally posted by Paul B.
People with halitosis are welcome in the house of the lord. I have a task for you Paul. His name is.........well, i'd better just give you his initials. They're T.B. Oh, dear Lord, please do your best to bring salvation upon this lost soul....................Please guide him in the right direction........, for he is a heritic that is in dire need of rightousness and divine intervention...........!!!!!!

[Tom Brown]

Does my breath offend you, or something, Ray?

[Kachina26]

How did I miss this thread?

[LASERRAY]

Originally posted by Tom Brown
Does my breath offend you, or something, Ray? Dude, mix-in some Scope or Aquafresh for Christsakes you Dingey Bastard!!! If I wanted to smell your ass I'd have you sit upon my face!!!

[PlyaPlya22]

So now instead of "shit for brains" it's "shit for breath"

[Kachina26]

Why, cuz they have been eating shit there whole lives?
Just you.

[RitcheyRch]

This much worse than bad breath.
http://www.nbc5i.com/news/10460686/detail.html
NASHVILLE, Tenn. -- A flight headed to Dallas/Fort Worth International Airport was diverted in Nashville on Monday after passengers reported the smell of burning matches, which officials said came from a woman trying to hide body odor.
The 99 passengers and five crew members were evacuated from the American Airlines plane after it landed around 6:40 a.m., Nashville Airport Authority spokeswoman Lynne Lowrance said.
The plane, which was en route from Reagan National Airport in Washington, was searched, and luggage was screened.
Matches were found in the seat of one passenger, who was detained and questioned by the FBI. The matches were safety matches allowed in carry-on luggage under Transportation Security Administration rules.
"It turned out she was trying to conceal body odor," Lowrance said.
The woman, who was not identified, was released without being charged, but was not allowed back on an American Airlines flight.
The remaining passengers were screened, and the plane resumed its flight around 10:30 a.m.
American Airlines, a unit of Fort Worth, Texas-based AMR Corp., has a main hub at Dallas/Fort Worth International Airport.