So in another episode of the "HighRoller Job Chronicles", I decided to fulfill a longtime desire of mine and go to bartending school. Just started today but I'm already cracking up at my homework...WTF is a Duck Fart? And I'm supposed to memorize the ingredients for a "Russian Quaalude"? I'll update you as I find some more gems. Then I can make you fockers a drink this summer as a "certified mixologist"!!!