A Washington Post columnist runs a column each summer listing interesting t-shirts observed at the Ocean City, Maryland beach.
I childproofed my house, but they still get in.
On the front- 60 is not old. On the back- If you're a tree.
I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes.
At my age, "getting lucky" means finding my car in the parking lot.
My reality check just bounced.
Life is short, make fun of it.
I'm not 50. I'm $49.95 plus tax.
Annapolis--A drinking town with a sailing problem.
Physically pffffffft!
Buckle up. It makes it harder for the aliens to snatch you from your car.
I'm not a snob. I'm just better than you are.
It's my cat's world. I'm just here to open cans.
Earth is the insane asylum of the universe.
Keep staring....I may do a trick.
We got rid of the kids. The cat was allergic.
Dangerously under-medicated.
My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash, and it's gone.
Every time I hear the word "exercise", I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
Cats regard people as warm-blooded furniture.
Live your life so that when you die, the preacher will not have to tell lies at your funeral.
The meaning of PMS:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3.Perpetual Munching Spree
4.Puffy Mid-Section
5.People Make me Sick
6.Provide Me with Sweets
7.Pardon My Sobbing
8.Pimples May Surface
9.Pass My Sweatpants
10.Pissy Mood Syndrome
11.Plainly; Men Suck
12.Pack My Stuff
Last but not least.........
13.Potential Murder Suspect
i think the funniest one i saw was this biker guy walking through the mall and on the back of his shirt read "if you can see this shirt than the bitch fell off"
I still like the one I bought on the beach at San Monica. It's got a photo of OJ Simpson with the words "Honky Serial Killer". Everytime I wear it, people say "nice shirt, Dave".
A plain white shirt with tiny writing at the bottom left corner...
"If you're this close you might as well just suck my dick"
-The girls always stare at it and try to read it
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