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FW: CALLING IN SICK
Employee: "I'm sorry but I can't come in today..
Employer: Why?
Employee: My doctor says I suffer from Anal Glaucoma."
Boss.."Anal Glaucoma? What's that?"
Employee...."I just can't see my ass coming to work!"
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well my ass would make it there before the rest of me would..
Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
well my ass would make it there before the rest of me would..
Do you walk backwards?
HAHAHA Nice!!!
I woud use that everyday if it worked.
DMB
Is that anything like Optical Rectimitus? Thats where your optic nerve is connected to your asshole and you get a shity outlook on life!
Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
well my ass would make it there before the rest of me would..
Wasn't it you that just had some work done to rectify that?
And from what pictures I have seen I couldn't see that being a problem in the first place.
Is that anything like Optical-podiatris? That's where everything you see looks like it's a foot long?
Originally posted by Keithb87
Do you walk backwards?
LMAO!! sometimes..
Originally posted by spectratoad
Wasn't it you that just had some work done to rectify that?
And from what pictures I have seen I couldn't see that being a problem in the first place.
LOL!! ah.. whatever are you talking about..