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Thread: HA HA Tuesday

  1. #1
    spectratoad
    FW: CALLING IN SICK
    Employee: "I'm sorry but I can't come in today..
    Employer: Why?
    Employee: My doctor says I suffer from Anal Glaucoma."
    Boss.."Anal Glaucoma? What's that?"
    Employee...."I just can't see my ass coming to work!"

  2. #2
    fourspeednup
    Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha

  3. #3
    MRS FLYIN VEE
    well my ass would make it there before the rest of me would..

  4. #4
    Keithb87
    Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
    well my ass would make it there before the rest of me would..
    Do you walk backwards?

  5. #5
    dimarcobros
    HAHAHA Nice!!!
    I woud use that everyday if it worked.
    DMB

  6. #6
    Jetdriver
    Is that anything like Optical Rectimitus? Thats where your optic nerve is connected to your asshole and you get a shity outlook on life!

  7. #7
    spectratoad
    Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
    well my ass would make it there before the rest of me would..
    Wasn't it you that just had some work done to rectify that?
    And from what pictures I have seen I couldn't see that being a problem in the first place.

  8. #8
    MagicMtnDan
    Is that anything like Optical-podiatris? That's where everything you see looks like it's a foot long?

  9. #9
    MRS FLYIN VEE
    Originally posted by Keithb87
    Do you walk backwards?
    LMAO!! sometimes..

  10. #10
    MRS FLYIN VEE
    Originally posted by spectratoad
    Wasn't it you that just had some work done to rectify that?
    And from what pictures I have seen I couldn't see that being a problem in the first place.
    LOL!! ah.. whatever are you talking about..

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