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  1. #1
    A man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying in bed for a few
    minutes the man cuts a fart. His wife rolls over and asks,
    " What in the world was that? "
    The man says, " Touchdown, I'm ahead, seven to nothing. "
    A few minutes later the wife lets one loose. The man says to her,
    " What was that? "
    She replies, " Touchdown, tie score. "
    The man lays there for about ten minutes trying to work one up.
    He tries so hard that he shits all over the bed.
    The wife asks, " Now what in the world was that?. "
    He replies, " Half Time. Switch sides. "

  2. #2
    LMFAO!!! I ain't right! I really ain't!

  3. #3

    Thats wrong

  4. #4
    Sounds like it was a game that Tom Brown was playing with Topless.
    Note to self. "Don't eat bran muffins before bed."

  5. #5
    Originally posted by FMluvswaterbabe
    LMFAO!!! I ain't right! I really ain't!
    That was you? Who won the game?
    Gang - post - ***** me baby

  6. #6
    Originally posted by Infomaniac
    That was you? Who won the game?
    Gang - post - ***** me baby
    The winner won.
    Da man call da shots. You da man, HON. I will gangpostwhore you, baby anytime anywhere!

  7. #7
    That is sick but really funny.

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