A man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying in bed for a few
minutes the man cuts a fart. His wife rolls over and asks,
" What in the world was that? "
The man says, " Touchdown, I'm ahead, seven to nothing. "
A few minutes later the wife lets one loose. The man says to her,
" What was that? "
She replies, " Touchdown, tie score. "
The man lays there for about ten minutes trying to work one up.
He tries so hard that he shits all over the bed.
The wife asks, " Now what in the world was that?. "
He replies, " Half Time. Switch sides. "