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A man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying in bed for a few
minutes the man cuts a fart. His wife rolls over and asks,
" What in the world was that? "
The man says, " Touchdown, I'm ahead, seven to nothing. "
A few minutes later the wife lets one loose. The man says to her,
" What was that? "
She replies, " Touchdown, tie score. "
The man lays there for about ten minutes trying to work one up.
He tries so hard that he shits all over the bed.
The wife asks, " Now what in the world was that?. "
He replies, " Half Time. Switch sides. "
Thats wrong
Sounds like it was a game that Tom Brown was playing with Topless.
Note to self. "Don't eat bran muffins before bed."
Originally posted by FMluvswaterbabe
That was you?
Gang - post - ***** me baby
Originally posted by Infomaniac
That was you?
Gang - post - ***** me baby
The winner won.
Da man call da shots. You da man, HON.
That is sick but really funny.
LMAO!!
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