Sorry bro...too drunk to drive at the moment, let's order in
I'll take a 12 of Newcastle, and get a 5th of Jager and some red bull while yer at it--I'm in the mood for some jager bombs wooooohooooooo
I'll take a 12 of heineken...and a pack of export blue
Sorry bro...too drunk to drive at the moment, let's order in
I'll take a 12 of Newcastle, and get a 5th of Jager and some red bull while yer at it--I'm in the mood for some jager bombs wooooohooooooo
bump....don't tell mudpumper I did that!
**** that shit, got a half an hour I ****ing drive.
I'd like a case of Corona, a quart of MGD, and I want to massage your grandmother....................................... .................
Originally posted by LASERRAY
I'd like a case of Corona, a quart of MGD, and I want to massage your grandmother....................................... .................
dude, my grandmutha has fake tits and can suck a golf ball thru a garden hose.
Originally posted by Blown 472
dude, my grandmutha ... can suck a golf ball thru a garden hose.
Could be putting my foot in it here but exactly how the **** do you know that?
Originally posted by Blown 472
dude, my grandmutha has fake tits and can suck a golf ball thru a garden hose. I am so there................................ Tell her i'll throw in a years supply of applesauce and a case of Ensure.
Don't talk to me about beer. I haven't had one for 11 days and won't for another 17 + days. It sure would taste good though.
What's up with that No jungle moonshine down there?