Reply With QuoteOriginally posted by cal***boat
I can look forward to housebreaking an over grown Rat LOL, ankle bitters
What are you going to get or do for your other half ?
To start this one off my wife has allways wanted one of those Taco Bell dogs you seen on TV on there ads.
Well I got her a AKC registered male Chihuahua that is 8 weeks old for a mere $700 ( I must be nuts and she is spoiled rotten) and now I can look forward to housebreaking an over grown Rat and have him ruin the carpet in my new house.
But I love her and if the dog makes her happy thats all that matters.
Originally posted by cal***boat
I can look forward to housebreaking an over grown Rat LOL, ankle bitters
Originally posted by JetBoatRich
LOL, ankle bitters
First time the little shit bites my ankle I'll launch him across the room into my 200 gallon aquarium and let the fish have at him.
I was gonna get her a vacuum cleaner
Originally posted by fourspeednup
I was gonna get her a vacuum cleaner
I did that one year but I got here new pots and pans and boy was she pissed off.
She made me cook with them for a week or two until she could not stand my cooking anymore, Then everthing went back to normal.
Originally posted by fourspeednup
I was gonna get her a vacuum cleaner
that takes balls!
My first year with my wife, I bought a microwave with a broiler, etc. Actually might have been a BD present and we needed one.
She gave it away
Live and learn, we have been together almost 20 years and all is great never bought an appliance for a special occasion again
Vacuum cleaners and bikini's go good together. LOL
Got any pictures you can post ?
you want me to put a bikini on a vacume cleaner?
Originally posted by cal***boat
Vacuum cleaners and bikini's go good together. LOL
Got any pictures you can post ?
Actually I was thinking bikini's and the pots/pans.Combines two of my favorite things...ta-ta's and food
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