Feb. 23 issue - Now here's a reality show we never saw coming. "Straight Plan for the Gay Man" is Comedy Central's cute, role-reversing spoof of Bravo's makeover hit.
Each week the "Flab Four" help a gay man realize his dream of passing for a day as a hetero. Why any self-respecting gay man would have such a dream is unclear. In any case, the show's first patient is Jonathan, an effete fashionista who might be TV's tackiest gay man: one apartment wall is covered with collectible teacups so heinous that the guys' redecoration effort—bowling trophies and an oinking potato-chip dispenser—is an improvement.