But these are funny....
A guy from Tennessee passed away and left his entire estate to his
beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
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How do you know when you're staying in a Tennessee hotel? When you
call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink", and the
clerk replies, "Go ahead."
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How can you tell if a Tennessee redneck is married? There's dried
tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in
Tennessee to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high
schools.
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What do they call reruns of
"Hee Haw" in Tennessee? Documentaries.
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Where was the toothbrush invented? Tennessee. If it had been
invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teeth brush.
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A Tennessee State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-65 and says to
the driver, "Got any I! .D.?" and the driver replies "Bout wut?"
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Did you hear about the $3 million Tennessee State Lottery? (Come
on- this is funny!) The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million
years.
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The governor's mansion in Tennessee burned down! Yep. Pert' near
took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too.
Both books-poof! up in flames and he hadn't even finished coloring
one of them.
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A new law was
recently passed in Tennessee. When a couple gets
divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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A guy walks into a bar in Tennessee and orders a mudslide. The
bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from 'round here
are ya?
"No," replies the man, "I'm from Pennsylvania".
The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what do ya do in
Pennsylvania?"
"I'm a taxidermist," said the man.
The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, "What in the
world is a tax-e-derm-ist?
"The man says, "I mount animals".
The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar..."It's okay
boys, he's one of us!"