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Thread: Godddamned Drunks

  1. #1
    Two buddies, George and Terry, are getting very drunk
    at a bar when suddenly Terry throws up all over
    "Oh, no. Now my wife Carolyn will kill me!"
    George says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in
    your breast pocket,
    tell Carolyn that someone threw up on you and gave you
    twenty dollars for the dry cleaning bill."
    So they stay for another couple of hours and get even
    drunker. Eventually Terry rolls into home and Carolyn
    starts to give him a bad time.
    "You reek of alcohol and you've puked all over
    yourself! My God, you're disgusting!"
    Speaking very carefully so as not to slur, Terry says,
    "Nowainaminit, I can e'splain everythin! Itsh not wha
    jew think. I only had a cupla drrrinks.
    But thiss other guy got ssick on me... he had one too
    many and he juss couldin hold hizz liquor. He said he
    was verrry sorry an' gave me twennie bucks for the
    cleaning bill!"
    Carolyn looks in the breast pocket and says, "But this
    is forty bucks"
    "Oh, yeah...I almos' fergot, he pooooped in my pants,

  2. #2
    Funny as Chit!

  3. #3
    oh gawd!!!!

  4. #4
    Good one!

  5. #5
    First laugh of the day! LMAO!

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  7. #7
    Very good. Got my day off on the right foot.

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