OK... yesterday I went for a haircut and get this chick who has far hairier arms than I do. She is wearing her sleeves rolled up to show off her arm hair. It's thick and dark too. I assume dyke but she chatters away about her boyfriend during the cut.
After that, I head to a department store to pick up a couple of things and a beautiful young woman helps me. She also happened to have sideburns. I'm not talking about just a few strands of peach fuzz. She had light and thin hair but definitely groomed into little pork chop sideburns. An attractive girl too.
Was I asleep for 50 years or something?