Confess your sins

[Rev. Williams]

Bring it on.......... I've made the official change over to Rev. Williams on the boards and it's now time for me to do some healing around here.
So release those sins and start this coming summer clean and ready to sin again
This is to confirm that
Rev. WILLIAMS
GRANADA HILLS CA 91344-6238
has been ordained as a minister of the
Universal Life Church, Modesto, California.
Date of Ordination: 4/8/2002
by Kevin Andrews, Pastor
www.ulc.net
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CONGRATULATIONS and WELCOME to Rev. WILLIAMS !!
Your request for ordination has been processed, and you are now an ordained
minister of the Universal Life Church in Modesto, California! Please
record the above date of ordination for your records, as you may need this
information in the future to fill out the various forms of the clergy.
If you were ordained previously, the above date will constitute a valid
date upon which you were RE-ordained. Ordination is for life, without
price, and without question of your specific beliefs. You do NOT need to
pay any tithe, donation, or offering of any kind, now or in the future.
Ordinations are individually reviewed and forwarded to Universal Life
Church International Headquarters in Modesto, California, where it will be
recorded in the permanent church records.
As a minister, you are authorized by the church to perform the rites and
ceremonies of the church (except circumcision), including weddings,
funerals, baptisms and blessings, subject to the laws of your country,
state, or locality. Prior to conducting any civil ceremony (such as
marriages), you should know and comply with the laws pertaining to your
area of jurisdiction.
You are entitled to all privileges and courtesies normally offered to
members of the clergy.
Your commitment is to always do the right thing. It is your responsibility
to peacefully and sincerely determine the right course of action, and to
avoid infringing on the rights of others. You alone are responsible for
your actions as a minister.

[Jungle Boy]

Religion is a crutch for the weak. I answer only to myself.

[jackpunx]

OK.. Well.. This one time in band camp....
Alright.. My boat only goes 52 mph... Do you know any prayers where I may find my lost RPM's to achieve at least 65?

[Rod-64]

I like your Nun in your avatar.

[Hustler]

So I take it they were OK with your ongoing heroine use?

[HalletDave]

Your commitment is to always do the right thing. It is your responsibility
to peacefully and sincerely determine the right course of action, and to
avoid infringing on the rights of others. You alone are responsible for
your actions as a minister.
Jer,
That's a show stopper any way you look at it.

[Tom Brown]

Originally posted by Hustler
So I take it they were OK with your ongoing heroine use?
Jesus!

[Rev. Williams]

Originally posted by titties and beer
then their was this other time in church,i farted, and told the old lady next to me that my wife did it ,I'M I GOING TO HELL?
As long as the old lady never knew you were lying.... It's okay
In my church lying is only a sin if you get caught

[Rev. Williams]

Originally posted by Hustler
So I take it they were OK with your ongoing heroine use?
Oddly enough Joe, it never came up in the interview..... I'd prefer it stay that way

[Rev. Williams]

Originally posted by titties and beer
The lady next door leaves her blinds open and i can see in i have to stand on a chair to see
It's only a sin if you don't get pictures for the group here on the boards........ Now get the camera and get to work