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Thread: Be a good Democrat!

  1. #1
    OGShocker
    21 Steps to Be a Good Democrat
    1. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.
    2. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
    3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-bidding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists.
    4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
    5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected high performance boat owners.
    6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.
    7. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.
    8. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.
    9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.
    10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.
    11. You have to believe that the military, start wars.
    12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.
    13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
    14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E. Lee, and Thomas Edison.
    15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.
    16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice person.
    17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.
    18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House.
    19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying>drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal
    20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the Chinese government is somehow in the best interest to the United States.
    21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right wing conspiracy.
    OK AZDon, how close is this?

  2. #2
    Dave C
    funniest protest banner I have ever seen (mocking of course)
    "Communism has only killed 100 million people, lets give it another chance"

  3. #3
    91nordic29

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    058
    Thats spot on.....so good I printed it out to show to some of my more liberal friends....those that can read

  5. #5
    Ducatista
    Yes, very good. Remember "vote Democrat, it's easier than working!"

  6. #6
    summerlove
    and what about the republican christian right going after our protections of free speech? How do you defend the actions of the FCC and the Bush administration in their attempt to clean-up the "airwaves" after the super bowl wardrobe malfunction, or what ever they called it. Face it, the Bush Admin is going after anybody that doesn't care for his politics and that's why we're seeing radio and television shows all of a sudden being fined and shut down to "protect us" What a bunch of BS! If Bush and his Christian right don't like what they have to see and hear, then change the frigging station.
    Go ahead, dump on the dems' but remember, they at least fight for your constitutional rights!

  7. #7
    Bense468
    I thought the 2nd Amendment was a constitutional right?

  8. #8
    OGShocker
    Originally posted by summerlove
    Go ahead, dump on the dems' but remember, they at least fight for your constitutional rights!
    Only the Constitutional rights they/you/democrats agree with.
    It has been a long time since I got you this fired up...
    ______________________________
    Truth hurts more then a baseball bat to the forehead.

  9. #9
    058
    The FCC is stepping in because the industry cannot or will not police itself. Your right, we can change the channel or turn the dial but why do we need children listening to songs or rap about muthua ****ers, cop killers, booty lickers, ass****ers, dick suckers, wife beaters, asskickers, gangbangers and all the other wonderful lyrics that are spewed across the airwaves? The airwaves belong to everybody and not just the ones who want completly uncensored crap. IMO they are over the top and brought this down on themselves. I'm not for censorship either because this is one step closer to removing Limbaugh, Hannity and all the other conservitive talk show personalitys like the Democrats tried to do a few years ago. Bush going after anyone who doesn't care for his politics?....Indeed! The only constitutional rights the Democrats are fighting for are the ones that suit them. Remember the 2nd Ammendment? What gun grabbing Democrat supports that one?

  10. #10
    MagicMtnDan
    This thread is GREAT!
    21 Steps to Be A Good Democrat - great stuff!
    And I love to see Democrats step on their you-know-what's trying to point out what's wrong with the country and President Bush all while exposing their hypocracy! (As in defending free speech but not the right to bear arms)

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