The insurance company nurse just left my house this morning with blood, and urine samples, and blood pressure readings. I have been on the wagon the last couple of weeks in order to achieve low liver function readings, lowered blood pressure, and have been slamming the Milk thistle like cheap Vicodin. All in the name of more life Insurance. So i'm almost out the door to go find the beer sales, stock-up, and spend this afternoon drunk. Woo-Hoo. Then I may grab my wife, and treat myself to a little Sodomy.