Sunday funny

[JustMVG]

THE SPEEDY JUGGLER
An Arizona State Trooper pulled a car over on I-40 about 2 mile east of
Winslow. When the DPS Officer asked the driver why he was speeding, the
driver answered that he was a magician and a juggler and he was on his way
to Holbrook to do a show that afternoon at the Government Center for the
County Attorneys Office and didn't want to be late.
The Officer told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the
driver would do a little juggling for him that he wouldn't give him a
ticket. The driver told the Officer that he had sent all of his equipment
on ahead and didn't have anything to juggle. The Officer told him that he
had some flares in the trunk of his patrol car and asked if he could
juggle them. The juggler stated that he could, so the Officer got three
flares, lit them and handed them to the juggler.
While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind the
patrol car and an obviously intoxicated individual got out. After watching
the performance briefly he went over to the patrol car, opened the rear
door and got in. The Officer observed him doing this and went over to the
patrol car and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing.
The drunk replied, "You might as well take my butt to jail, cause there's
no way in hell I can pass that test."

[FMluvswater]

ROFL!!!

[v-drive]

LMAO.
v-drive

[Liberator TJ1984]

Three Texas Surgeons are bragging about who is the best ....
The first one says ; I took a young girl that was in a car wreck ,had both her arms cut plum off , after I fixed her up she won three Gold metals in the Olympics Swim meet....
Second one...Hell that ain't nuthin, took a young boy that was in a hunting accident ...got both his legs blown off ..after i was done with him, he went on to be a Track star ..6 Gold Metals at the Olympics last year...
Third one kicks back and Laughs..what a bunch of Ametuers.....
Took a Drunken / Coked Up Cowboy who tried to race in front of a train at the crossing on Horse back...were'nt nuthin' left but a Cowboy hat and the Horse's Ass ....I made him President