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  1. #1
    Wapo
    How do I convince my wife that we NEED a boat.
    A few years ago we had a closed bow, that's where our 3 kids came from.

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    MagicMtnDan
    How do I convince my wife that we NEED a boat.
    A few years ago we had a closed bow, that's where our 3 kids came from.
    Maybe promise to wear a condom while boating? Or you could offer to get a vasectomy if she allows you to get a boat (is that a fair trade for you)? It's not like she'd be taking your sack and you would have a boat.
    Oh, welcome aboard! :rollside:

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    NOTALENT
    Welcome. Tell her your thinking of the family. You think you should all spend more time with each other and this would be a good way... :rollside: Girls like that stuff..

  4. #4
    Kilrtoy
    HEY!
    it's the guy from
    The 3 Amigos

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    My Man's Sportin' Wood
    Welcome! Tell her about all the cool people she'll meet through ***boat!

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    havaduner
    Find a boat, that you want, (that you think she will like) pick colors that you think she will like, get the biggest motor package you can, buy it, pick it up, bring it home, park it in front of the house, when she walks out of the house with a confused look on her face, exclaim " Look what I did!!"

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    Big Warlock
    Just buy it and then show it to her. The kids need a boat! All kids need a boat!!

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    Havasu1986
    How do I convince my wife that we NEED a boat.
    A few years ago we had a closed bow, that's where our 3 kids came from. I suggest a open bow this time

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    a catered life
    buck up just buy it and bring it home...... ...joking tell her the facts it is the best family fun investment you can buy...after your first season of boating all 3 kids will be working part time jobs to pay for the repairs and gas and that my friend makes for a happy productive family

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    VESSEL ASSIST
    Just buy it and then show it to her. The kids need a boat! All kids need a boat!!
    I think so as well...all kids need a boat. It's good family fun.
    River kids are usually good kids, it just works out that way.
    You can talk her through the reasons to buy a boat process
    Good luck!

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