How do I convince my wife that we NEED a boat.
A few years ago we had a closed bow, that's where our 3 kids came from.
Maybe promise to wear a condom while boating? Or you could offer to get a vasectomy if she allows you to get a boat (is that a fair trade for you)? It's not like she'd be taking your sack and you would have a boat.
Oh, welcome aboard! :rollside: