Sunday Funnies

[Liberator TJ1984]

Since I am stuck at work :yuk:
Whats the difference between a girlfriend and a wife ????
about 145#
The difference between a husband and a boyfriend ???
about an hour and 45 mins.
Why is it hard for women to find men that are sensitive ,caring and good looking ??
Because they already have Boyfriends..
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying???
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving..
Why don't bunnies make noise during Sex ???
They got Cotton Balls
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact with women???
Tits don't have eyes...
Why does Kobe Bryant cry during Sex ???
Mace will do that to you....
Did you hear about the Chineese couple that had a retarded baby??
They named him " Sum Ting Wong "
What do you call a smart blonde???
A golden retriever...

[CrazyHippy]

And what's the diffeence between spiting and swallowing??
About 50#'s on the back of her head
BJH

[FMluvswater]

Originally posted by CrazyHippy
And what's the diffeence between spiting and swallowing??
About 50#'s on the back of her head
BJH
Wow, that's the very same difference between a mouth **** and an actual blow job. Huh.

[comin' unscrewed]

What's the difference between a Harley and a vacuum cleaner?
Location of the dirt bag.