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Thread: Teenage girls.

  1. #1
    OGShocker
    TEENAGE LOGIC
    A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter folded on the bed. With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands:
    It is with great regret that I'm telling you that I have eloped with my new boyfriend; I know how upset you will be but I am truly happy. I have found real passion and he is so nice, and I really love all his piercing and tattoos and his big motorcycle. But it's not only that mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams.
    I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it to sell to support ourselves and our children. In the meantime, we'll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure,so Ahmed will get better, he deserves it. Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'll visit for I know you will want to get to know your grandchildren.
    Your daughter,
    Judith
    PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm over at Sarah's house. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than the school's report card that's in my desk's drawer. I love you!

  2. #2
    Her454
    THIS IS SCARY OG...JUST posted this on another thread at the same time!

  3. #3
    OGShocker
    I think mine will get more views the PERVERTS.

  4. #4
    WaTchTheGelCoat

  5. #5
    Scream
    I read them both, Here454's first I might add...
    LOL

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    OGShocker
    OK, I give....

  7. #7
    HCS
    Bringing out the daughter chasers are ya.

  8. #8
    AdrenelineOD
    Now Im even more scared. 2 timing this one ha?

  9. #9
    Dr. Eagle
    One would have to hope that mom didn't either pass out or fall over dead of a stroke or heart attack BEFORE getting to the PS...

  10. #10
    BarryMac
    I have two teenage girls, I hope to never see a letter like that on one of their beds, that might cause the big one.

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