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Thread: Have a Daughter?

  1. #1
    Her454
    Subject: Letter to MOM
    A mother enters her daughter's room and finds a note attached to the
    bedpost. Fearing the worst, she read the note aloud-
    "Mom:
    It is with great regret & sorrow that I'm telling you that I eloped
    with my new boyfriend. I found real passion & he is so nice, with all
    his piercings & tattoos & his big motorcycle.
    But it's not only that mom, I'm pregnant & Ahmed said that we will be
    very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more
    children with me & that's one of my dreams.
    I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone & we'll be growing it
    for us & his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine &
    ecstasies we may want.
    In the meantime, we'll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure, for
    Ahmed to get better, he deserves it.
    Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now & I know how to take care of
    myself. Some day I'll visit you to let you see your grandchildren.
    .............Your daughter: Jennifer
    PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than the school's report card that's in my desk drawer...I love you!
    THIS IS SOOOO SOMETHING MY OWN DAUGHTER WOULD DO TO ME!!!!!

  2. #2
    OGShocker
    That is FUNNY
    I will edit mine...LOL

  3. #3
    Scream
    I posted to his, I have to post to your's as well to be fair. I sound like a dad...
    LOL

  4. #4
    OGShocker
    Originally posted by Scream
    I posted to his, I have to post to your's as well to be fair. I sound like a dad...
    LOL
    Kiss ass...

  5. #5
    Her454
    Talk about timing.........................

  6. #6
    HCS
    Is your daughter messin with you? I've been lucky, my Daughters 22 and I'm still not a Grandpa. She's got her head on straight. Thanks to all the time I spent with her. Now she's to busy to hang out with dad.

  7. #7
    NastyOne
    Originally posted by HARDCORE-SKI
    Is your daughter messin with you? I've been lucky, my Daughters 22 and I'm still not a Grandpa. She's got her head on straight. Thanks to all the time I spent with her. Now she's to busy to hang out with dad.
    22 Huh? Got any pics?

  8. #8
    AdrenelineOD
    Im scared!

  9. #9
    HCS
    Originally posted by NastyOne
    22 Huh? Got any pics?
    Nope, just check the image center. I deleted them all.
    I'll have to go home and down load some more.

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