Dear Abby

[spectratoad]

Dear Abby,
I am a crack dealer in Mt. Washington, KY who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus.
My parents live in Morehead and one of my sisters, who lives in West Liberty, is married to a transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Covington.
I have two brothers, one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Eddyville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Campton. She is a part time "working girl".
All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.
Should I tell her about my cousin who is a Kerry supporter?
Signed,
Worried About My Reputation

[v-drive]

Absolutely not. v-drive

[Debbolas]

Do you know where Kerry's medals are?
lol

[ratso]