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Thread: Has this ever happened to you

  1. #1
    project-speed
    Ok here is the short virsion. Last tuesday morning my girlfriend wanted a quickie. So after I played hard to get she got on top, after a couple of minutes I popped out, it happens to all of us, when it went back in my penis made a loud pop and it broke. I shot blood all over the place from the tip of my penis. She freaked, I freaked. She called 911 when the medics got here they freaked out. Im at home now and I got a tube hanging out of me and thiry stitches around the middle of my unit. I snaped both tubes that run down the inside of the penis and the urethra. I asked the doc..Please not to use staples. There is a lot more to tell if you want to hear it. If you want, I'll post the pix but I gotta warn ya, they will make you sick to your stomic....Has this ever happend to any one else?

  2. #2
    502procharger
    you kidding right. if your not, OMG. dude. i have nothing else to say

  3. #3
    Rvr2Bch
    Jesus Christ Dude....

  4. #4
    project-speed
    I wish i was... calling my mom from the hospital and telling her sucked. She wanted to know everything.

  5. #5
    Phat Matt
    Just tape an aspirin to it.

  6. #6
    Scream
    You mean, You're broke dick!!!
    Sorry couldn't resist. I've heard of that happening before. The whole thing brings a tear to my eye though. I cannot imagine what you must be feeling. Ouch

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    MagicMtnDan
    That's a whole new kind of a broken drive. Mega-ouch!
    Breaking your johnson is one thing but why are you using someone else's avatar?

  8. #8
    hoolign
    Jesus H Christ man! did they give you a loaner?

  9. #9
    Phat Matt
    Originally posted by hoolign
    Jesus H Christ man! did they give you a loaner?
    ...for your boner?

  10. #10
    project-speed
    ok..I'll send them. I have a slow connection so it might take awhile

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