Has this ever happened to you

[Dead Weight]

That gives new meaning to the phrase 'It's like a sore dick, you can't beat it!' Hope you get a full recovery bro!

[dmontzsta]

Originally posted by Hallett19
dip it in robitussin
lmao good ole tussin.

[Infomaniac]

Spray some Windex on it.
Perfect opportunity to add in an extension?

[jbtrailerjim]

I've heard of this happening before. I can't even imagine how much it must hurt. Makes me nauseous just thinking about it.

[HammerDown]

Originally posted by Hallett19
dip it in robitussin
Kinky
One of my old girl friends did this trick when she had a mouth full of "Pop Rocks"...and well you get the picture.
It WAS a happy ending

[ROZ]

I masterbate 10 times a day to make my penis big and strong ensuring that this weak man's penis syndrome won't happen to me
Hope you have a full recovery
damn,first ya read about the decapitation and now this... What 's this world comming to

[78Eliminator]

My penis is so big, it never comes out, even when she stands up on top of me...

[mirvin]

Originally posted by 78Eliminator
My penis is so big, it never comes out, even when she stands up on top of me...
Uh, yeah..... me too?
mirvin

[78Eliminator]

Originally posted by mirvin
Uh, yeah..... me too?
mirvin
I know the reality, don't mess with the fantasy

[HCS]

I think you should sue. There should have been a warning label
on that thing when you got it.
Warning: Penis may snap under severe conditions. Use caution
and wear goggles while under operation.