Unless you're the mailman, this is funny

[ROZ]

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it.
The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining
that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever
experienced before. However, as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point, they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well.
Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife
considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and
her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home, the mailman was dead on the porch.

[summerlove]

This is a detective story so read carefully and pay close attention!!
Three elderly ladies are excited about seeing their first baseball game.
They smuggle a bottle of Jack Daniel's into the ball park. The game is real
exciting and they are enjoying themselves immensely mixing the Jack Daniel's
with soft drinks
Soon they realize that the bottle is almost gone and the game has a lot of
innings to go. Based on the given information, what inning is it and how many
players are on base?
Think!
Think some more?
You're gonna like it.....
Answer:
It's the bottom of the fifth and the bags are loaded!!!

[Debbolas]

LOL

[Mr.Havasu]

good one

[LaveyJet]

Originally posted by summerlove
This is a detective story so read carefully and pay close attention!!
Three elderly ladies are excited about seeing their first baseball game.
They smuggle a bottle of Jack Daniel's into the ball park. The game is real
exciting and they are enjoying themselves immensely mixing the Jack Daniel's
with soft drinks
Soon they realize that the bottle is almost gone and the game has a lot of
innings to go. Based on the given information, what inning is it and how many
players are on base?
Think!
Think some more?
You're gonna like it.....
Answer:
It's the bottom of the fifth and the bags are loaded!!!
One of them flashed the beer vendor for some beads, so it was Two Out