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Thread: 5 counterproductive pick-up lines.

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    MRS FLYIN VEE
    1) if you and I were squirrels, I could bust a nut in your whole.
    2) How do you like your eggs: fried, scrambled, or fertilized?
    3) My love for you is like diarrea: I just can't hold it in.
    4) If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, then could I meet you between the holiday's. ?
    5) How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.
    sorry very bored..

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    FMluvswater
    you're kinda entertaining when you're bored though!

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    MRS FLYIN VEE
    Originally posted by FMluvswaterbabe
    you're kinda entertaining when you're bored though!
    thanks..

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    MRS FLYIN VEE
    why doesn't a blonde want to drink beer on the beach?.
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    because she doesn't want to get sand in her Busch..

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    FMluvswater
    Oh no really thank-YOU ... if it weren't for you right now I'd probably go find something better to do. You're keeping this place fun.

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    FMluvswater
    Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
    why doesn't a blonde want to drink beer on the beach?.
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    because she doesn't want to get sand in her Busch..
    Glad I didn't have a mouthful of vanilla coke when I read that!! LMAO!

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    MRS FLYIN VEE
    Originally posted by FMluvswaterbabe
    Oh no really thank-YOU ... if it weren't for you right now I'd probably go find something better to do. You're keeping this place fun.
    oh thanks.. I'm tryin..

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    FMluvswater
    Well whatever you're doing ... it's working! I'm still here!

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    MRS FLYIN VEE
    what is 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1?.
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    Bow Derek getting older..

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    FMluvswater
    Again with the happy no beverage !!! Holf if you see kay tell her hi!!! LMAO!!!

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