shave and a shine

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barbers chair and said." I'll have a shave and a shoe shine."
The barber began to lather his face and sharpen the old straight edge while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes.
the cowboy said." Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room."
she replied. "I'm married and my husbands would not like that.
the cowboy said." Tell him you are working over time and I'll pay you the difference."
she said. " You tell him yourself He is the one shaving you."

[dicudmore]

and already w/a knife @ ur throat.....

[Kilrtoy]

OOOPPPSSSSS

[IN2MX]

Hey Kilr....I finally made it!

[BarryMac]

Mrs Flyin Vee, I must say I was a little concerned about what I was going to see when I saw your subject.

[HCS]

I thought I was going to see something else too.

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

LMAO!! thought that would catch the men off guard..